Ugh, just what the world needs. Another blog. Thank the heebie jeebies I’m not writing it for you. Well, maybe a little for you.
I used to have a Livejournal, which I locked after several years of use because some people are jerkholes (that’s the scientific term). I like Twitter because I say all the things there that I’m afraid to say on Facebook because everyone will think I’m a horrible baby-eating, geeky, filthy, bi-dykey, dog-hating hippie LIBERAL HEATHEN FREAK AAAAGHHH
The truth is that I like dogs and children equally but don’t want either. I’m even geekier than you think but not as much as my gentleman. Yes, I am very dirty. I like my sex and I don’t care if you think that’s awful or not. I like the ladies as well as the gents because I see people as the sum of their experiences and personalities rather than walking genderbots, and can appreciate the human form in all its forms. To certain point, I’m a hippie; we use eco bags when possible, eat local and fresh, cut back on our meat and processed foods and are going to get a juicer. I’m a liberal, but not necessarily a democrat, who believes in social justice. And I’m not a Christian, never really have been, never will be, so please don’t bother trying.
Even with everything I’ve said above, I like people whose opinions differ from mine. I believe we all have something to learn from one another, so if you just shut up and listen to someone else for a minute you’ll probably find that you actually have a couple of things in common. If not, that’s cool too. Just don’t shit in my Weetabix and we’ll get along just fine.
I also have a lot of cats and even more tattoos. Perhaps one day I will show you them.